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We were all very busy this past week, so no poetry this month! I know, I know. We apologize. Instead, we get questions asked and predictions are made in a clearcut manner! What a concept! Read on for more.

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This is NOT the greatest pay per view lineup ever.

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Crazy busy today, so this is going up way late. Still, I think it’s funny and its best not to waste the work we put in it. Also: guest writer!

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It’s PPV time! KB, CL, and DS have returned to offer our humorous/informative (lack of) insights with all of you! You’re welcome! (Thanks, Perry Saturn! *thumbs up*).

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The biggest show of the year is here and the Street Smark crew is back to give you all of our predictions. Join Kevin, Chris, and Donnie for a quick run down of the show!

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The PPV has came and went. Let’s run down all of the action!

RAW Elimination Chamber Match: 

WWE Champion CM Punk retains when he pins The Miz after the GTS.

*Chris Jericho was knocked out during the match and was ruled unable to continue by the WWE doctors (storyline).

Divas Championship:

Divas Champion Beth Phoenix d. Tamina Snuka after the Glam Slam.

Smackdown Elimination Chamber Match:

World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan retains after making Santino tap out to the LeBell Lock.

*After the match, Sheamus comes out and hits Bryan with an Emerald Fusion, effectively announcing his intention to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania.

Bonus US Championship Match:

US Champion Jack Swagger makes Justin Gabriel tap to the Ankle Lock.

*Match was setup by Smackdown GM Teddy Long after an altercation between the two in the back. It’s good to know that Long has the ability to make matches for a title on the RAW brand, by the way.

Ambulance Match:

John Cena d. Kane after an Attitude Adjustment off the ambulance before throwing Kane into the ambulance for the victory.

We’re back to talk about the Royal Rumble! This is one of our favorite events of the year, so check out what we think will happen!

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